I know it's too late to post this, but this is my Post-Halloween Morning Rush blogpost. It’s perfect for the Halloween season just a week before Christmas season. To credit all the rushers who participate in this Top Ten, i included their username just like Chico did on his blog.
Signs That You’re Going To Hell
01. Greg – If all the girls you’ve “been with” screams: “Demonyo ka, ang sarrraaaaaaap!!!”
02. Blitzen – If you’re bitching about the hot weather and and old woman hisses at you: “Masanay ka na…mas mainit sa pupuntahan mo…”
03. SC – If everytime you try to enter a church, the guard tells you: “Sori ma’am, bawal po pumasok ang mga spawn of Satan.”
04. No name – Pag nag-asawa ka, ang asawa mo dala ang langit, ang biyenan mo dala ang impiyerno.
05. Espeks – Everytime you kill anything, you feel a pat on your back and a soft whisper tells you: “Job well done…”
06. Specialist – Everytime you do something abhorrently evil, you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
07. Cheyenne – If you’re “horny” and you use your long hard “tail” to bitchslap your women.
08. Paolo – You’re going to hell if ang favorite mong sapastos ay…high hells. (har har.
09. Doc Rod – If your corpse won’t burn in the crematorium.
10. Cutepasaway – If someone asks you who your favorite angel is, and you answer: “Lucifer”.
11. Acer – I’m probably going to hell because the concept of heaven and hell that society insists on freaks me out.
12. TwistedSaint – If everytime you watch a horror movie like “The Exorcist” or “The Omen”, you find yourself rooting for the devil.
13. Cutepasaway – If every now and then, small demon-like creatures enter your room, salute you, then say: “Reporting for duty, master…”
14. Loi Pogi – Pag lagi kang dine-demonyo ng kapitbahay mong bading.
15. Buck/Hayud – If you’re a politician.
16. Ed/Juno – Every single day without you is a living hell.
17. No name – I’m Born Again Christian but I have 4 girlfriends who don’t know I’m four-timing them. I’m going straight to hell.
18. Dru – You don’t see the point of even trying to resist temptation.
19. Argento/Garfield – If your mom texts you: “Anak sori na me, pero binenta me ang kaluluwa u kay s8an para may pambayad me ng utang. K? Txt-txt!”
20.GaylYashie – Dante Allighieri: “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in the midst of moral crisis.”
Signs That You’re Going To Hell
01. Greg – If all the girls you’ve “been with” screams: “Demonyo ka, ang sarrraaaaaaap!!!”
02. Blitzen – If you’re bitching about the hot weather and and old woman hisses at you: “Masanay ka na…mas mainit sa pupuntahan mo…”
03. SC – If everytime you try to enter a church, the guard tells you: “Sori ma’am, bawal po pumasok ang mga spawn of Satan.”
04. No name – Pag nag-asawa ka, ang asawa mo dala ang langit, ang biyenan mo dala ang impiyerno.
05. Espeks – Everytime you kill anything, you feel a pat on your back and a soft whisper tells you: “Job well done…”
06. Specialist – Everytime you do something abhorrently evil, you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
07. Cheyenne – If you’re “horny” and you use your long hard “tail” to bitchslap your women.
08. Paolo – You’re going to hell if ang favorite mong sapastos ay…high hells. (har har.
09. Doc Rod – If your corpse won’t burn in the crematorium.
10. Cutepasaway – If someone asks you who your favorite angel is, and you answer: “Lucifer”.
11. Acer – I’m probably going to hell because the concept of heaven and hell that society insists on freaks me out.
12. TwistedSaint – If everytime you watch a horror movie like “The Exorcist” or “The Omen”, you find yourself rooting for the devil.
13. Cutepasaway – If every now and then, small demon-like creatures enter your room, salute you, then say: “Reporting for duty, master…”
14. Loi Pogi – Pag lagi kang dine-demonyo ng kapitbahay mong bading.
15. Buck/Hayud – If you’re a politician.
16. Ed/Juno – Every single day without you is a living hell.
17. No name – I’m Born Again Christian but I have 4 girlfriends who don’t know I’m four-timing them. I’m going straight to hell.
18. Dru – You don’t see the point of even trying to resist temptation.
19. Argento/Garfield – If your mom texts you: “Anak sori na me, pero binenta me ang kaluluwa u kay s8an para may pambayad me ng utang. K? Txt-txt!”
20.GaylYashie – Dante Allighieri: “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in the midst of moral crisis.”
1 Comments:
haha ang kulet naman nung no. 3..haha
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