

Statements That Will Start A Fight
1. “Alam mo, gabi na…pero amoy araw ka pa rin!
2. On a bus, when the conductor asks for a smaller bill, just tell him, “Ang problema ko, pambayad. Ang problema mo, panukli.”
3. “Ang mga ipin mo pala, parang exam: one seat apart.”
4. “Aside from your face, anong problema mo?”
5. “Try mo mag-isip, promise, hindi masakit!”
6. “Ateneo, bulok!”
7. “Kung mamamatay ka bukas…bakit hindi pa ngayon?”
8. “Ang liit na, supot pa!”
9. “Naka-iphone ka nga, prepaid naman.”
10. “Kung totoo na ang tao galing sa unggoy…bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?”
11. “Pag katabi mo yung girlfriend mo, nagmumukha kang magsasaka. Kasi yung girlfriend mo, mukhang kalabaw.”
12. “Yung hininga mo ba, inborn? Kasi amoy inbornal eh!”
13. Pag may tumawag sa iyo na pangit, sabihin mo lang, “Ugly, starts with ‘U’.”
14. “Ano bang gusto mo, away o gulo?”
15. Pag pinagbintangan ni misis si yaya na nagnakaw ng panty niya, at sasabihin ni yaya na, “Ati, hindi ako nagpa-panty! Pramis, itanong mo pa kay Koya!”
16. “The trouble with you, is that you have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!”
17. To a couple with their newborn baby: “Ba’t ganun? Ang ganda mo, ang guwapo ng asawa mo…pero mukhang unggoy ang baby niyo!”
18. “May istura ka…mula ulo, mukhang paa!”















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“Mga bata sa Batibot, maliksi, masigla “
Some of my favorite characters of the show were:
11am to 12nn ang clinic hour ni dok, para mauna kami before 11am ay nandun na kami...same ritual ang ginawa muna sa akin ng ilang intern nurse na nandun..kinuhanan ako ulit ng blood pressure (normal). Tapos dinala na kami sa waiting area sa labas ng clinic ni dok. Dahil mala-late daw si dok ng kaunti, wala kaming magawa ni Nina kundi mag-picture taking..haha..post ko daw sa blog ko at facebook (wala kaming hilig sa picture weh!).
11:15am dumating si dok at pumasok na sa kanyang clinic, maya-maya lang ay lumabas ang nurse mula sa clinic ni dok at tinawag ang napaka-gandang pakinggan na pangalan..."SHERWIN?"... ay kami ay tumuloy na sa loob ng clinic.
Pinataas nya yung damit ko upang ma-inspect nya yung sugat ko. Tinanggal yung gasa at bumulaga sa kanya, kay nina at sa nurse ang tahi ko.
Same procedure...tinanggal na nya yung 3 natitirang stiches... gulat ako dahil wala man lang ako naramdamang sakit... sabi kasi ni dok magaling na kasi ang sugat ko kaya wala ng sakit ito...pwede na daw akong bumiyahe saan man sa Bulacan, wag lang daw abusuhin.





And i still enjoy the movie, lots of boobs exposed, teen sex & romantic scenes (Hmm pervert!). Love the soundtracks also. 






I have posted some links... it is a must seen videos in youtube made by two ogags, now a bubble gang regular casts. The MoymoyPalaboy! well, name pa lang nila corny na... pero astig naman! watch this videos, need ko lang ang tawa at opinyon nyo. Enjoy watching! 




This time Kris Allen performed without his guitar but took the stage with self-confidence. After Kris Allen sang “Man in the Mirror”, the American Idol judges’ comments came next. Watch the free online video of Kris Allen singing “Man in the Mirror” by Michael Jackson. The full length video contains Kris Allen’s performance in American Idol 2009 Group 2 along with the judges’ comments. The video will be posted next to this article.
E!Online - Kris Allen: Having already tested the water with “Man in the Mirror” a couple weeks ago, Allen theoretically could have been more jaded than the rest as far as trying to impress the judges with Jackson goes. But he managed to do something different by injecting guitar into “Do You Remember the Time.” His voice hit a few bum notes, but everything’s better with guitar (even though it was hard to hear against the back beat). “It was kinda cool for me, kind of Jason Mrazy,” Randy the wordsmith said.




Dahil wala na rin ako magawa sa bahay...batong-bato na rin ako. Dahil sa tag na ito may nagawa ako kahit papaano.







Dumating si Dr. Mendoza past 12 noon na, medyo gutom na nga kami. Okay lang dahil kami ang kauna-unahan sa check-up schedule. Kaya ng dumating sya sa office nya, agad naman akong pinatawag ng nurse at pumasok na sa office nya. Pinahiga nya ko at ininspection yung sugat ko. Tinanong nya ko kung anu pakiramdam ko, anu na lagay ng urine at dumi ko. Normal naman lahat bukod lang sa mahirap kumilos at matulog dulot ng tahi ko. Mayamaya lang ay tinanggal na nya yung bandage ko at kumuha ng betadine. Pagkatapos ay kumuha ng scissor at ginupit ng walang paalam ang tahi ko. At hinugot yung 2 dulo ng tahi ko. Ang tindi ng kirot at napangiti ako sa sakit. Hindi ko na madagukan si dok dahil sa biglaan naman nya itong ginamot. Sa tindi ng sakit, wala kong magawa kundi pumikit, pagdilat ko napansin kong nakangiwi si Niña pati yung nurse dahil sa sakit na nararanasan ko. Mayamaya lang ay nilagyan na muli ito ng bandage at binigyan ako ng reseta. Next follow-up checkup, next tuesday ulit. Masarap kausap si dok, palabiro at father figure ang dating nya sa akin. Magaan ang loob ko sa kanya kahit na sinaktan nya ko...huhu! Next week dok...see you again! Request lang...pwede next time na tatanggalin mo yung natitiran stiches ko, lagyan mo naman ng konting pampamanhid...haha kung pwede lang naman dok.







The surprise decision to throw in four people from the Wild Card should make things very interesting, on the best part of the competition yet. This is where things get really serious, America. Here's a peek at how the finalists got here, in alphabetical order. You know how to sound off.






















